Cannes porn

Each year I look forward to film festivals because you can usually count on amazing fashion. In particular, people who go to the Cannes and the Rome film festivals are known to pull out all stops when it comes to their clothes. But remember that Cannes is not the Oscars. You will be hard pressed to find a boring dress. Ugly? Yes. But not boring. It's more like the Met gala in that actors take big chances with what they choose to wear. The look is always bold, different and show-stopping. The point is to get people talking about them.

This year has been no exception. And to start it off, we have Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the premiere of Brad's new movie, Inglorious Basterds. These Brange photos just came in so enjoy!

The Brange


Pure Pitt porn. I was praying that Angeline would not arrive in a black gown as she is prone to doing. Instead she made the whole event about her in a leg and cleavage baring chiffon light pink dress. Sweet Jesus you can see her thigh. Fucking hot.
(btw- the dress is Atelier Versace.)

Diane Kruger

Diane's a gorgeous woman, there's no doubt about that. But she looks luminescent in this cowl-back, mermaid gown. She looks great in white.


Tilda Swinton
It's classic Tilda and only she can pull this off.

Shu Qi and Asia Argento
I really like the colour of Shu's dress. And it looks very dramatic.

Penelope Cruz

Am more of a fan of the first dress, not sure about the second. Something about it says "prom" to me. I think it's the lilac colour.


Monica Bellucci and Sophie Marceau
Probably the hottest woman at Cannes. Except for Angelina who just arrived and trumped them all. You can't beat the Brange.

Lily Cole (left)
I'm a huge fan of Lily's. Just look at her wild red hair! But I'm really in love with her dress. It has this twenties vibe and it looks vintage.


Hillary Swank


Evangeline Lilly
The colour is really bold and I like that she's not showing a lot of skin.

Eva Longoria
The huge folds on this dress takes it from prom to couture.

Eva Herzigova

The bottom dress reminds me of the one that Gisele Bundchen wore at the Met gala last year. I guess I'm a fan of tight, sparkly dresses.


Elizabeth Banks
Charlotte Gainsbourg

LOVE her. The top dress is so much fun and sexy. And she is the only one who can get away with wearing jeans at Cannes.

Brad Pitt
Everything about this look, from the weathered shoes to the cream suit, to the scarf and the aviators is perfection.


Asia Argento, Robin Wright Penn
Abbie Cornish


I love this photo because of the way the dress moves. It's so effortless.




(Photos: Canadian Press, Associated Press, Wire Image)