Monday, May 5, 2008
Elle June 2008
Wow. That is way too much text for my brain to handle. And I thought giganticous hoop earrings went out five years ago? Yawn.
This is how I interpret the headlines:
1. 5 MILLION DRESSES AND SANDALS THAT ARE WAY OVERPRICED!!!!
2. RIHANNA IS ON OUR COVER EVEN THOUGH SHE HASN'T HAD A HIT SINCE 'UMBRELLA!'
3. YOUR BODY: HOW TO GET THAT FAT ASS INTO SHAPE BY GETTING PLASTIC SURGERY. IT'S OK, MOMMY AND DADDY WILL PAY FOR IT!!!
4. MEN WHO CHEAT- IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT AND TIPS ON HOW TO MAKE IT WORK. HINT: TRY THREESOMES!!!
5. BEAUTY, GREAT GAMS, FLAT TUMMIES- UNREALISTIC BODY PARTS YOU WILL NEVER HAVE BUT IF YOU BUY THIS MAGAZINE WE WILL FEED THOSE UNHEALTHY DREAMS!!!