To celebrate the Season 4 premier of The Hills on Monday, I've compiled a bunch of photos of Lauren and Heidi wearing their trashiest outfits while out posing for the paps, ahem, I mean "shopping." Audrina is exempt because she usually wears pretty cool clothes (I love the leathers) and Whitney i exempt because...well she never gets photographed. And Lo is a robot.
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Boobalicious. This dress belongs in a wannabe Studio 54.
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Is Heidiwood the town where all hideous clothes go to die? She looks like she should be pole dancing at the Cheetah with Nomi.
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Not sure which is worse: The hair that looks like it's going to Prom or the crinkly costume that I wore in 4th grade.
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Lauren isn't much better but at least she covers up her junk. Except you shouldn't be this covered up at the beach unless you are Michael Jackson.
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I think I wore this top to a Much Music Video Dance when I was in high school.
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She could be Rachel Zoe's prettier twin sister.
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